Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Gym + Strum Night

Gym on a cold night is great...don't feel the cold at all :D abs are killing now though (the new ab machine works so good!) Then had some pasta with heaps fatty cheese (you're probably thinking what's the point of burning fat and putting it back on? ... I have no fucking idea too lol) and watching big brother on TV first time watching it for me...and it fucking SUCKED! There was some gay guy trying on clothes for the people and he likes Rory or something more than the hot blonde =_= what a fucking gay fuck :O *pukes on his face* Anyway got sick of that so went to practice some guitar...love guitar! *starts to head bang* haha anyway~ good nite!



Sunday, May 11, 2008

What to do on a Saturday night?

Just another bumming night at Scott's house drinking some Southern for the third night...haha and playing some electric, talking about ghosts and spirits, just the usual bumming night with a twist. We were playing guitar heroes and I smelt something wet...it came from Tinh's feet. Well, he was wearing old blue cotton socks that had holes in them (I made more when I saw them...) and they smelt like fucking duck (Scott's house has 2 ducks at the back) poo. Anyway, we decided to burn his socks! And here's the video...enjoy :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8zAhmYsBpI

Thursday, April 17, 2008

L2Spell...and the GROT!

Just a random picture I found rather funny...


 
I remember me and my friends were having a conversation about work...and my friend said something like "He has more XP working in that field" ... XP is a WoW term used to describe "experience". See what WoW can do to you! Sigh I was at N2C (Net Cafe) yesterday just to kill 1 hour. I was on my computer checking email and chatting on msn...and started hearing weird sounds behind me. I turned around to see where the hell the sounds were coming from...and spotted a WoW player. He was slouching on his chair like he would lie on a bed, his hair was so oily (N2C should consider installing showers for the smelly...fucking always stinks in N2C because of these ppl), and he was occasionally picking his nose and then mashing his fingers into the keyboard again...fucking grot. Well anyway, this grot was making sound effects while playing WoW...for example, when he attacks a mob he would make making random hitting sounds, and when he heals he would make this ridiculous squishing sound. And accompanying his sound effects are all these weird fucking motions with his hands. And he was playing fucking gay techno music and tapping his feet on the ground I could feel it meters away...ffs I HATE that. Grrr...

Dress-Up Party (update)

Just got some new photo's of the dress-up party...rather funny ones too!


(Shopping @ Safeway...LOL @ monkey magic!)




(ROFL @ their expression...WTF are you guys looking at!)
(Damn my wig didn't cover my black hair @ the back...GG)

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Dress-up Party! (08/03/08)

Okay for all non-Bleach fans you probably don't know who the fuck I dressed up as, so let me briefly introduce the character. Urahara Kisuke is from an anime called Bleach and he's the owner of the Urahara Shop that sells shinigami items.

Anyway, here are some pictures of him.

 

I wanted to just buy the costume set of him because I CBF making it, but it was too late since shipping usually takes a few days and the party was tomorrow! So I had to find bits and pieces and put everything together.../sigh So I purchased a black kimono from Kimono House on Swanston Street, a wig from Creative Wigs also on Swanston, and some green fabric from Lincraft on Collins (Fucking forgot all my lecture notes on the counter...GG). Anyway, more hard work on the way. Firstly, the wig was long straight hair so I had to cut heaps off and unlike human hair, this synthetic shit flies all over the place and made a huge fucking mess in my bathroom. Then I had to get the curly look but I had no curling thing(rollers I think?) so I had to style it with the putty I normally use on my hair (MUK) and it took fucking ages...god damnit hair fucking stay! Then I had to cut the pattern for the shirt and pants and I had no fucking idea...so I just traced my bathrobe and pray that it works. In the end, the robe was all screwed up with longer and shorter parts and the sleeves were too tight...fuck it I had no time to make it perfect! Lastly, I had to attach some triangle shapes on the kimono, which was a fkn hassle!

Anyway, I'm still rather hungover from the party and CBF typing anymore...just gonna upload some photo's and you can take a look yourself.../jumps in bed













Some friends didn't recognize me and got a few interesting reactions. "Who's that chick?" "Who's that aussie dude?" "Ermm are you that dude's friend? ... NO ITS FUCKING ME DAVID!!! ...OMG DAVID!"

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Big feet and long nails...

Hmm I don't remember taking a photo of our feet that drunk BBQ night...! Anyway, GG the bigfoot dude! My feet is the whitest OMG...haha @ least my nails are cut! LOL @ guys who leave their nails long, especially the pinky! Okay, it may be good for picking your nose or ears or whatever you enjoy picking...but what if you lost your keys and couldn't get into your house? Are you gonna pick the fucking key hole too? No your long nail/s aren't gonna help you open locked doors...give up! And how the hell do you clench a fist if you wanted to punch something, or other things that guys normally do? It would be more pain than pleasure with your pinky nail stabbing through your own fucking hand! Seriously, cut your fucking nails, or I'll cut off your nail AND finger if I see it, without warning!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Drunk BBQ night (01/03/08)

Same night after the spider crawled up my leg, I went to my friends place for a BBQ (midnight BBQ ftw!) and we all got rather drunk from 3 bottles Southern Comfort + Coke! We got wasted fast from playing a simple game we created...using a deck of cards each player is dealt a card (Ace being the lowest in value and Kings the highest) and the player with the lowest card drinks! Simple? Later, we added a few more rules...you're not allowed to point at other players with your fingers, no swearing, and you can't call out other players name eg. the name "David" is not permitted...offenders will be prosecuted (with alcohol haha), and lastly, you can't say the word "drink". Anyway, it sounds easy but we kept getting screwed over by either swearing, pointing, or calling names (and combinations of them...so double or triple the drinks)...so later people started to point with their elbows and fist, saying "fruit" instead of fuck, and using the word "consume" instead of drink...lol! The game ended before the deck was finished since we drank so much in such a short time. Moments later, we found a new game to play...see who can fit inside the fridge(it was a small fridge...)! Most people "fitted" inside the fridge by force...while breaking parts of the fridge inside...gg no more milk and egg holders(I broke it ><)! Then Troy thought it was a hot night and needed a swim in the pool (NO...it was a freakn COLD night) and jumped in, followed by me and Scott. All this is on video...maybe I'll upload them if anyone wants to see them. Later on, a friend decided to sleep! So we went to bother him and get him to wake up and continue drinking with us! Ass slapped with Troy's shoes (this dude is 2M tall...shoe size 18) Haha here's the video for it, it speaks for itself!

Sleep = Ass slapping!


Anyway, awsome night guys! Awsome hangover and awsome cold and runny nose for me XD